A simulation game about running your own shop! Collect materials, create items, then sell them for gold! Aim for the top spot in the weekly shop rankings!

*This game contains many different status effects*

Change adventurers into all sorts of different items — fuckholes, weapons, shields, and even rings! And plenty of smooth animation along the way! You can even turn the squirting on and off… Also, keep your eyes peeled for butts stuck in walls and living armor, too! There are loads of ways to take the top spot, so get alchemizing!

[Story]
On a whim, a passing succubus decides to turn an adventurer into a fuckhole mid-battle, giving her goblin opponent a new type of showdown to enjoy. “Hmmmm…” she thought to herself… “Seems like there’s an untapped market here.” And so she sets about selling her wares (read: adventurers turned into objects) to the very happy monsters around town!

[System]
Collect your materials, make your items, and sell, sell, sell! As your shop gets more famous, your customer base will increase! Eventually, you’ll be able to delegate the material-collecting to someone else! Check the tavern for requests and get your name out there and push ever-hotter product! The goblins will be happy with all their new toys…